5 Rules of Life

  1. Money can’t buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle
  2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the sucker’s name.
  3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
  4. When in doubt, keep shooting until the magazine is empty.
  5. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk!!